Would ya just look at that! Ya might call it cute, but I’m a little perturbed about it! Ya see first of all they are on MY bed! Me and my bed has had a rough go of it. Just lemme tell ya about it!
First of all, my big ole fluffy bed I had got ate up by them rowdy pups Brandy and Ozzy. My Lady tried to sew the end of it back together. But nooooo! THEY wouldn’t leave it alone! They ended up chewin’ that thing to shreds. They had stuffin’ goin’ everywhere! So, my Lady had to get me another bed.
Well, I thought it was a goin’ alright. But then, my Lady was a feelin’ under the weather and slept in one mornin’. Just so ya know how it all went down – Maggie, Sallie, Little Bit and the pups sleep in the bedroom with her, but Seager and me usually sleep in the livin’ room. I got up to get me a little bite to eat and when I came back SOMEONE, and I won’t call no names, had peed on my bed!!!!! There the culprit laid just a lookin’ at me! All I could do was curl up on the cold floor and wait on my Lady to get up.
So then, my Lady had to get me yet ANOTHER bed! Now, would ya look at that! The other day, I came to take myself a nap and just look at what I found! Ozzy and Little Bit had took it over. That Ozzy’s done went and got his darned ole black hair all over my purdy new bed too 🙁 I mean I don’t mind sharin’ with Little Bit, but there’s just not room for Ozzy and me too. Good grief! What’s a girl to do? Haul my darn bed around with me? WOOFERS!